Finally.....
.....THE RICARDO HAS COME BACK........TO.......
.....THE BLOGOSPHERE!!!!!!
And it's about fucking time!!!!!!
I suppose I should tell you what I've been up to during my time away and I will.
But not tonight.
For the next 12 weeks we're going to talk about things that need fixing in the world and things that have been stuck in my head. Maybe these things have been on your mind too, then again, maybe not.
We're going to play some games, share some secrets and reveal our darkest fears. You will be with me on this journey and while some of you may wish to turn away, you will return....to.... ....U N L O A D!
And make no mistake about it....we all need the release to get closer to that happy ending we all want.
I have been at my wits end, ready to punch holes in walls some days and moved by boundless passion on other days. Yes, emotion has laid out an intricate tapestry for me to work with here on this modest little blog. I've discovered some things about myself and the all elusive "pursuit of happiness" that may have put me much closer to some goals or much farther.
Since I've been gone we know the following things hold true:
Brittney Spears is STILL in the headlines and can't fucking drive to save her life.
Barry Bonds is STILL an asshole.
Racial disparity is STILL alive and well in the USA and if you don't believe me, just ask Dog the Bounty Hunter who wants to keep it that way! His TV show has been put on ice for now but it received good ratings so it may be back.
The 25% of people out there that still support George Bush (King George) are products of inbreeding. But this is no longer a political blog so I will let that statement fade off, resonate and tickle the senses.
(clears throat)
I still enjoy a good night at a martini bar.
You are all amazing and I love having you as my readers.
Lesbian vampires rule.
Onward
As I have said we have much to talk about so thanks for coming back and let's have a fun 12 weeks, shall we?
Coming up next on U N L O A D E D....... Don't you like me? How a cryptic utterance from a gorgeous woman at the gas station gave me something for the long ride home.
