I personally think I have great taste when it comes to women that I find attractive. However, the kinds I wind up attracting are a different story as they are usually psycho.
Be that as it may, I think I could have been a modeling scout in a past life or something. Over the years I have been told I was nuts for thinking this girl or that girl was attractive. I would always say that with a little of this or that, the woman in question could melt the polar ice caps. I would then be ridiculed by my peers even more until one day she'd doll herself up and render them silent and aroused. I would later receive apologies from my male counterparts as they would then give chase to the once maligned young lady.
These days most of my male friends are in relationships and rather distant so these conversations never take place anymore. But I do seem to be getting lots of flack from my female friends should I share who I find attractive with them. I have yet to see most of them agree with my findings.
One of the most vocal critics has been my friend of many years, Cindy. She has come to the conclusion that I have, in her own words, "weird taste" in women. What makes it so weird? According to her they just all seem like weird girls or Plain Janes. What she is not seeing is me dressing up (or undressing) the Plain Jane in my mind's eye or gaging the erotic prowess and sensual energy of the women that seem weird to her. Average looking women can be VERY sexy with the right attitude (not weird as some think) which trump hot looking women with asexual attitudes and extensive knowledge in Gucci bags. Plain Janes can also top the made up, model types because when she does dress up, you know she means business which in turn makes things super sexy. But these are my rules, not the general rule and I'm just putting it out there for the sake of this blog post.
So the women I know will continue to gasp or grimace in disgust over my "weird taste." I have given up trying to get many of them to understand. It seems like no woman will be up to the task if I like them so maybe I should just keep it all to myself. Either way, that secret model scout in me lives on and keeps playing the game every time I'm out.
