(emerging from the shadows)
You women are all the same! I tell you what I want and don't want yet you still think I don't mean what I say!
I don't need you to tell me what I want! I have told you what I want and I have stated repeatedly: NO CHILDREN!
Yet some of you (cough......my mixologist along with the rest of you women) somehow FEEL that this is just talk and somehow (though the powers of magic) I will change my mind if the "right woman" suddenly comes into the picture!
No, there is no magic! No, there is no changing of the mind! I have made up my mind! There is nothing you can do ladies! You will be dropped and forgotten the more you move to this mode of thinking as it says two things:
1. You don't listen and yet you would fall apart if you found out I didn't listen to you which is a double standard.
2. You think I'm some fucking chump who needs to be told what to do!
If the second, it means you don't respect or deserve me. But after hearing my beautiful and beloved mixologist utter the title of this post, along with several other women over the last few weeks, I see things more clearly now!
You are all the same, even if you say you understand or believe me, it's a lie! When pressed, my mixologist could not explain why she felt this way. Most of the other women in question gave me the same answer! Why? Because it's your nature. You can't accept what is!!!!
I don't trust you. It's clear many of you can't take me for who I am.
You will all pay the price for this! You don't know me!! You don't know me at all, woman!!!
(shaking fist and slowly fading back into the shadows)
Note: This is no way shape of form constitutes any malice to the women or mixologist mentioned in this post. I still love you all, even though your so totally wrong about me :-P
