On Tiger Woods

Look already, this whole thing with Tiger Woods has blown up into a media circus and and the iconic golfer's squeaky clean image has gone down the tubes. I'm certainly not going to try and assume the moral high ground here as I haven't been a saint when it comes sexual escapades but there is one thing that I just don't understand here; why get married?

The onslaught of gorgeous women didn't happen the moment after he got hitched to a total knockout. No, this has been going on for quite sometime I imagine. He's been in the limelight long enough to see what it's all about. And as a guy I know (as should he) that there is nothing wrong with playing the field and getting all you can. Hell, if I was in his position and I had endless cocktail waitresses, models and porn stars at my beckon call, I'd be playing the field like a football player who drank gallons of espresso and snorted all of the cocaine in Columbia. So knowing that I want to play the field, why would I waste time "settling down" and having kids? Why not get it out of your system, THEN marry. I'm not trying to be holier than thou but wouldn't that make more sense? Why would I lie to a woman, tell her she's the only one when she's not, marry her, and then shag every other one that catches my eye? It's totally counterproductive. Not only that, marriage is a legal contract which means I just opened the door for her to clean me out when all this hits the scandal sheets. Why would I do this if I knew I couldn't keep it in my pants? No contract = no nothin' for her. This silly song from my high schools years taught me that long ago and still makes me laugh. Is it for image? Since Tiger is also a brand, does marriage and family up the value on it? Was there family pressure? Pressure form his golfing peers? We will simply never know.

I'll tell you what I do know, should I ever make it as an actor I am going to have a damn good time showing up at hot spots in town,dressed sharp, holding a martini in my hand with a babe on each arm and steamy romps afterwards. I'll do it all while single.

Next.....

I don't want to be "that guy."

Does this blog embrace and promote misogyny and chauvinism?

Would I go back?