You are the scum of the earth. A strain of disease closely related to that of Jon and Kate which is a strain closely related to the Ebola virus. You have polluted the earth with your stupid reality show appearances like "Wife Swap" for your own personal gratification but now your attentions seeking, masturbatory quest has come crashing down to earth. Much like your cheap ass balloon.
They say being a parent is an act of being unselfish. How stupid some people are to believe this. You have proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that parents can be among the most selfish people in the world. Do you really have a fucking brain between you two? Do you really love your sons or are they just tools for your ego? No wonder your kid, Falcon, couldn't keep his food or the truth down during the interviews that followed this damn media circus. Yet you still saw fit to march him out in front of the cameras despite this. I'm sure you rationalized this as a way to give your son "character," make him a trooper. But really I'm not buying that nor is America or the world for that matter.
Don't worry, Jon and Kate have eight kids they use as moneymaking tools so you've got some catching up to do. Either way, you should have charges pressed against you for making the police and every rescue team out there look for absolutely NOTHING!!!. You should be forced to board a creaky zeppelin for a Hindenburg reenactment. We can make a new reality show of it called "Parents who Should be Spayed and Neutered By Explosive Flames!!"
Fuck you for pulling this stupid publicity stunt. And a bigger fuck you for stoking the media to bombard us with a STUPID NAME like "Balloon Boy." You are cocksuckers!!! I wish you both (but not your children) eternal damnation!!!!
Next...
The deadbeats wear Brooks Brothers.
Yes, it will be another angry post because I've been really fucking mad lately.
