Yeah, I know the title is in poor taste but that's my official response to North Korea's threat to wipe the United States off the face of the Earth. It's also my official response to its desire to fire a test missile at Hawaii. Basically it's my response to anything the leader of North Korea (Kim Hong-il) or the North Korean government has to say.
I'm sure a lot of people are thinking he's for real but you can relax. He has nothing. You skip your emergency trip to the grocery store for canned goods to load into your homemade bomb shelter. You know, that one you built to protect you from the Russian's. It's not going to happen. They're bluffing. You can go back to reading your latest issue of Guns and Ammo or go out drinking with that militia you joined to protect yourself from our own so called "oppressive" government. Things are so much like North Korea over here with our "scary" president, it's shocking!!!
(clearing throat)
I'll tell you what would be nice and can happen, and it's that Kim Jong-il (aka cocksucker) can maybe put some effort into feeding his people. Starvation was/is so bad that there's been tales of cannibalism. Nice.
And with that, I'm done with the political stuff for now. We will return to our normally scheduled programing shortly.
