Note: To those looking to become a super stud, please realize that this was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek. It's not stealth marketing, it's not all the secrets given away for free, it's just a basic overview of a known seduction technique and my comedic take on it. This was written as HUMOR!! If that offends you, too bad. It's my blog. Deal with it by leaving or read on and relax, Don Juan.
It all happened by chance, I was searching for a PDF file on my computer when I came across something called the Juggler Method Seduction Manual by Wayne Elise and compiled by The Guru. What's this, and how on earth did I get it? More importantly, will this thing work and place gorgeous women under my spell? If so, then screw how I got it loaded onto my computer, I'll take it as deus ex machina and run with it. I'll build a harem of models.
At the heading of each page is the title and a claim that it's "Conversational Jujitsu." And jujitsu it is. I am now learning how to get out of just about every uncomfortable moment when meeting a woman I'm attracted to and turning it to my advantage. Or am I? I don't know, I haven't tried it yet. Although much of it makes a great deal of sense, it seems easy to learn but difficult to master. Personally, I never had any set strategy for picking up women. I simply go with the flow and if things happen naturally, then so be it. I suppose having a skill set under your belt can't hurt but I do feel rather strange about it all because on the surface, it all seems so diabolical. Would it be manipulation or truthful interaction? Believe it or not, the method stresses that you should be you and truthful with a little kick to bring it all into focus.
There's no magic word or secret wink that will send her into a raging sex machine in seconds. Most of the method centers on conversation and being prepared to supply most of it. And by most of it, Elise doesn't mean talking only about yourself. Most men who aren't inept know this but I'm sure there are a few that don't. What amazed me is how Elise has identified certain conversational moments like SOI (statement of intrest) or IOI (indicator of interest) to guide you along the path of being a supreme pickup artist. There's even an outline of how to structure the conversation with things like "openers" to start things off then "set a mood" so you can then "close."
While many of us men think we have to impress the woman, why not spin the tables and have her prove herself to you with "qualifiers" or "EVs." Imagine getting a perfect ten to chase you even if you're not in a band or extremely wealthy. Apparently it's all possible if you put this technique into practice.
If I'm talking to a woman and things are going well the manual recommends I use an SOI to get her thinking about the two of us doing very sensual things. Getting her to envision it apparently gets you closer to winning her over and indicates you're not timid about sex. You're bold, you're manly, you're dominant!! But why not make it more interesting by hitting them with an SOI and making them jump through hoops with an EV (elicit values) while also making them prove themselves to you with a "qualify"!! Suddenly that PYT is putty in this so called AFC's (Average Frustrated chump's) hands!! Ah, the thrill of it all!!! I can see it now!
Me to the the woman: I'm thinking about you and I naked on the floor of my palatial studio apartment, having very loud sex and making a mess of the place. Why are you deserving of this most exclusive and esteemed privilege with one of the world's hottest men? You have twenty seconds to answer and....GO!
What if I want to bypass her anti slut mechanism or dodge the CBs (cock blockers) that seem omnipresent around HBs (Hot Babes)? No problem, apparently, for the Juggler Method. Befriend the CBs first then quickly move to your target.
Me to cock blockers: Here's a twenty, go get yourself some drinks from the bartender way over on the other side of the bar and count to 500 before coming back. Say Mississippi in between numbers. When you come back, I'll give you some more money so you can repeat the game. Fun, yes? Go along now, quickly. Take the twenty!
Of course there's a whole lot of other stuff that I can't even begin to skim the surface of here. So next time I'm out and spot an HB, I'll "open" then do an SOI with an IOI and close with an EV or establish kino (gentle physical touching) with a WARPIG (ugly girl) and FMAC (find meet attract close) and call it a day. Or did I mean that I wanted kino with a HB to leave the WARPIG behind so I could close by using EVs and IOIs while avoiding the hot female assassins from the KGB and CIA that give BJs to AFCs?
I feel a bit horny right now but all I see is acronyms and abbreviations. Maybe I'll just watch some porn and call it a night.
Later everybody.
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