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....been so convinced that you were hovering at the bottom of the barrel and found out you were actually just a few steps away from being top shelf? That sort of happened to me today and I'm very relieved to say the least. There's nothing more uplifting than expecting the worse and suddenly finding out you're not so bad after all. Could I be better? Sure, but I'll take being alright any day and work from there.


Coming up....

Should Ricardo buy a house to be "equitable?"

and...

She's out there!!! A proposal that could be a sure thing or sure disaster.

I've waited an eternity for everyone's favorite archaeologist to swing back into theaters with a new adventure to take us on. Indiana Jones is quite possibly one of the most well known figures in film history and for good reason. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas constructed one of the greatest cinematic roller coasters ever with Raiders of The Lost Ark. While the subsequent installments, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, are not the perfection we saw with Raiders, they're very solid action films in their own right. Why else would people still be hungry for another wild ride 19 years after the last film?!?!

Indiana Jones was such a central figure to so many of us who grew up in the 80's. As a child, me and countless boys (and some girls) around the country all wanted to outrun a giant boulder, swing across a snake pit with a bull whip (I used a rope and there was no pit of snakes) and run through the woods looking for buried treasure. The treasure was usually an empty bottle of booze or a other discarded item But for us it was a sacred idol from some lost civilization.

Enter Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, the latest installment starring none other than Harrison Ford reprising his role as Indy. We open up with Russian soldiers, disguised as American soldiers, making their way to the infamous Area 51 out in the Nevada desert. After gunning down the real American soldiers at the checkpoint, they move in and get down to business. First they need Indy to search a warehouse located in Area 51 for a very special artifact that the Russians want. And Indy they have, in the trunk of their car. The Russians are lead by a foxy KGB psychic named Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchette) who carries a pretty mean rapier and isn't afraid to use it.

Those of you who are Indiana Jones "fanboys" should pay close attention to the shot of the warehouse they enter and the music that's played. Remind you of anything? You'll get a kick out of it, trust me. Through Indy's inventiveness, he's able to find the artifact because it possess powerful magnetic properties and is constructed of material that's not of this world. In these scenes, were given our first round of chases, explosions and mayhem that we've come to love in these films. We later learn that the FBI is suspicious of Indy's involvement with the KGB but it wasn't his doing. Quite the contrary. It was his double crossing partner Mac (Ray Winstone) who did for the money.

Because this is 1957 and the height of the Red Scare, Indy is forced to resign from his job as a professor. It's then that he runs into a young man named Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf) who has a urgent message to give to Indy. His mother has been kidnapped and a colleague of Indy's named Ox (John Hurt) is missing. Please Indy, you gotta save them!! And he will, but not before a high speed chase through New Haven (my back yard ) on Mutt's motorcycle with nasty KGB agents trying to kill them. It was great to see New Haven featured prominently here, but the action then moves to South America. Remember, we must find Mutt's mother and Ox, who has left a strange message that will lead Indy to the crystal skull. And find it he does which leads to more chases with Indy and the Russians, more double crossing from his former friend Mac, Ox speaking in Mayan tongues and a reuniting with Mutt's mother. Again, those of you who have seen the prior Indy films know full well who Mutt's mother is which means Indy and Mutt are more than just passing acquaintances. Believe me, I'm not giving away much here. You'll figure it out from the previews.

Now the usual staples of your typical Indy flick are here. You've got mutant bugs, snakes, dangerous jungles, angry natives with war paint and blow guns and some new things like flying saucers and an atomic blast. As far as summer films go, this will keep the casual film goer entertained. However, those who are long standing Indy fans may find this the weakest of the series. The action sequences are not very innovative and seem repetitive. An example, a chase ensues, Indy leaps onto the villain's car and is able to knock 5 men senseless. Granted this happened in prior films but it was done in a more clever and plausible fashion. Here he just jumps into a pile of heavily armed Russian soldiers and it doesn't look very convincing. I know you're not supposed to "think" with these kind of films but as the action went on , I sort of got disengaged. Why? Because I felt as if I've seen it all before. And I did, just a few minutes back into the film!!! Pacing is an issue as the film feels uneven and comes to a dead stop a quarter of the way through.

Everything also feels a bit flat with moments of electricity that hearken back to the glory days but it just doesn't seem to be there when you need it. There's also a pattern of having an elaborate stunt and then have the characters chime in with humor that feels a bit forced. It's thrown in there as if to get you to forget about just how shaky that last action scene might have been. This combo also grew thin for me as the film went on. I could just see it coming and when I can see it, it's not fun for me. The CGI, more often than not, looks pretty shaky which is a shock considering how Lucas and Spielberg are pioneers in special effects wizardry. Watch the sword fight between Mutt and Irina on the back 2 trucks racing side by side. It looks well enough......for a video game. Even the John Williams music score is throwaway and only gets good when the familiar Raiders March kicks in.

As for Harrison Ford and his age, I say he still looks pretty fit for the gig at 65. Kudos to him.

The bottom line here is that Indiana Jones is good summer action film but by no means a great one. Aside from nostalgia, there's nothing that really sets it apart from the pack. For this reason I'm disappointed. I wanted to leave the theater feeling like I've been taken along on this adventure, my cloths should have been in tatters. But no such luck with this.

A final note, and I don't want to give away too much, but guys like Indy shouldn't be domesticated. Their mistress is the adventure and this is the mistress that Indy types will always go back to.

Coming Up: The Proposal

and

The Myth of Equity.

Previously on U N L O A D E D......

A site giving the gift of Boob to women in need.

Innovative advertisements.

A woman with the gift of boob cut off far too early. What else did she have to say?

Hello!

(Ricardo enters the room with a glass of wine and a smokers jacket, sizing you all up and flashing a devilish grin)

Why, hello there my fellow unloaded ones. Hope you haven't been going tit for tat with anyone too obnoxious in my time away.

(takes a sip of wine and has a seat)

I've had offers of more nude photos and even erotic stories to titillate the naughty writer within me. This community does reward the generous as you know. And while I haven't been a Rockefeller, I have been kind in my own modest way.

Now where were we? Ah yes, the interview with a very special woman who was kind enough to answer my questions on breast augmentation. Where were we....oh, I remember now. Here it is.

I asked if she was worried about complications. Without further ado, let's resume shall we?

And remember, be respectful to our subject.

The Interview

2. Did the risks worry you at all? Or are they really just hyped up by the media to freak people out?

I was definitely concerned about the risks. You hear horror stories about bad boob jobs, because they are true. I have first hand knowledge about tragic events such as "When Boob Jobs Go Wrong" because of where I worked. I saw some fantastic before and after boob jobs and I saw some seriously detrimental before and after boob jobs. I was terrified to end up as one of the girls from surgeries gone awry.

Side Bar: When considering breast implants, it's really all about the doctor. It is of utmost importance to find a good doctor, the right doctor, talk with the other women who have previously been to that doctor, and ask a lot of questions. If the doctor gets annoyed by all of your questions, you are with the Wrong Doctor.

3. Were you treated differently after the boob job?

I treated myself differently afterwards.

4. Were you given grief by friends and family?

Absolutely not. My mother completely supported my decision. She stated that if her breasts had looked like mine (pre-surgical) she would have done the same exact thing. In fact, she is the one that pointed out this was "Corrective" surgery NOT "Elective" surgery.

5. Did the operation hurt and how long before you recovered?

Well, I had TWO surgeries. (Because I am a stubborn asshole.)

The first time I went to have my procedure, the doctor suggested I go from my floppy A cup all the way to a full D cup. I told him there was no way I wanted to be a D cup. I am an insurance professional, not a porn star and I did not want to walk around my office with flotation devices attached to my chest. He explained to me in numerous ways, that I needed to fill up the loose skin, in order to fix the horrendous sagginess that was part of my ugly boob situation. Yet, I remained firm with my decision to only go to a C cup. Begrudgingly, the doctor complied with my wishes.

The surgery went well and I went home the same day with a wonderful device attached to me. This device distributed Novocain in a steady stream via catheter to each breast 24 hours a day for 3 days. I didn't feel an ounce of pain. Not. Even. A. Little.

One week later I went back to the doctor. The catheter was removed and the bandages came off. Much to my surprise my breasts were even prettier than I had ever imagined possible. They were perfectly symmetrical and full. They were not too rounded, or shaped like a disks. I hate that look. You know that look. It's like someone took a grapefruit, cut it in half and super glued them to their body. I was amazed with how 'real' my boobs looked. I was thrilled with the fact they moved with me, rather than sitting frozen solid or rock hard. Even with all of the swelling they were still very soft to the touch.

[When my doctor took the 'AFTER' photo, it was a most liberating moment.]

Alas, a few weeks post-surgery, I had a severe panic attack. I thought my boobs had 'broken' and/or were leaking because they seemed to be deflating. I was seriously scared. And I didn't know what to do. I called the doctor immediately. The decrease in size was simply due to the swelling going down. That's when I realized what the doctor had been trying to warn / tell me on all of my earlier visits.

2 or 3 months after my first surgery, just as my doctor had predicted, I had soccer balls (which beat tennis balls) at the bottom of a tube socks - for boobs. The dreaded saggy-droopy-ness was back. I had two options at that point. 1. Have a Breast Lift- a very painful surgical procedure which leaves hellish scars on your body. (The last thing my body needs is more scarring.) 2. Go to a bigger size implant.

Teary eyed, I returned to my doctor pleading for his help to rectify my own mistake. "Okay, Okay. I see now what you have been trying to tell me. Let's go to a Full D Cup." And that's just what we did. My second surgery went as smoothly as the first one. In fact it was even easier than the first one. The 'pocket' where the implant belongs was already formed, and since I was merely changing the size of the bag the 2nd procedure took only 24 hours 'recovery time' before I was back at my desk.

6. Would you recommend other women to get one if they were thinking about it?

Honestly, that depends on each individual woman, and her specific circumstances. Do I think getting a 'boob job' strictly for vanity purposes is all together healthy? No.

It also depends on the expectations the potential candidate has about the final outcome. Most good doctors will also request a complete psychological evaluation prior to engaging plastic surgery. They need to make sure the candidate is being realistic and not going through these measures for attention seeking behavior purposes.

I will say, without any hesitation, that my choice was the right choice, for me.

$10,000.00 and four years later, I am still 'In Love' with the final result. However, I am over the "Look At My Twins" phase that I went through after my 2nd surgery. I am confident and comfortable in my own skin. I don't need to show 'The Girls' off anymore or search for validation. But it sure is nice to fill out a dress properly.

The Poll

I'd like to thank all of you who took part in my poll in the top right corner concerning this issue. If you haven't, there's still a couple of more days to vote. As of now, it's a dead heat between people who don't like them and people who feel it's a case by case issue. Very interesting.

Catharsis

After investing so much time and energy into this subject I suppose it's time that I try and figure this all out. Or can I? Is it even meant to be figured out? What the hell have I done? For the past several weeks I've been balls deep in virtual boobs. That's a lot mind you.

We all want to look our best, man or woman it doesn't matter. And while each sex has different means of doing it, the principle is still the same. We want to be loved, desired, cherish and maybe even coveted. While we can have a strong sense of self worth we still need interaction, contact and feedback from those around us. We can't sustain a healthy self image in a vacuum. We can't hide from the need to feel wanted. We need each other, like it or not. If working out or getting cosmetic surgery helps us feel better on the inside, or augments the positivity within us, so be it. Those before us will see that energy and respond. It will be magnetic to some and repulsive to others. However if there is a void within us then looking pretty will not completely help the situation. The inside must work with the outside and the outside must work with the inside. Each side can't stand alone. I see that clear as day now.

As for being balls deep in virtual boobs, well, the time has come to put those aside and begin to reach out to the real world again. I mean, let's face it, JPEGs on the hard drive are fun, but flesh is fabulous.

Wouldn't you agree?

Coming up....

They myth of equity.

And...

The proposal. Long trips to far away places, but is that going to win me the right girl?

Also...

Snap the bull whip, grab the fedora, Indiana Jones is back!!! My thoughts on the new adventure coming up!!

Previously on U N L O A D E D.......

An online community that helps women get the gift......the gift of boob.

Videos of women performing topless splits, jumping jacks and the YMCA dance to the song of the same name by Village People.

Mothers, young ladies and mature ones all out to make their boob dreams a reality.

The promise of an interview by a woman that's obtained the precious gift of boob.

The Subject

I'd fill you in on what I've been up to as of late but...chances are you already know. And if you don't know, where on earth have you been during romp into the bosom of all things boob?

Tonight we have an interview with woman that's had breast augmentation. She'll share her experiences with us. Before I go on, I want to thank her for her time and honesty. Out of respect for her privacy, she shall remain anonymous. This interview is not about prejudging or casting hostility for her actions or who she is. I ask that you be respectful to our subject and if there are any criticisms, please keep them constructive. For you regular readers, this is something that I needn't tell you. You already know. But for newcomers, please keep this in mind if you wish to comment.

And we begin our interview.

1. What made you want to get a boob job?

Well, that's quite a bold question. I'm not sure that I WANTED to get a boob
job; as much as I am sure I HAD TO get a boob job. Either way, I am more
than happy to share The Reasons Why I decided to have 'cosmetic' surgery
with you.

Once upon a time, I had regular breast. My boobs were nothing special, but
they weren't terrible either. I was slightly self conscious about my right
breast being a little larger than the left. However, that was not
particularly noticeable to anyone other than me.

When I was about 18, I became increasingly aware of other women's bodies and
their physical attributes. Considering the environment I was working in at
the time, it was pretty hard Not To Notice. Nevertheless, I maintained my
natural physic.

It wasn't until after I had my child, when I became profoundly depressed
over the damage I caused my body. You see, I was 103 pounds, with a small B
cup, and 20 years old when I became pregnant. I delivered my son at 187
pounds, with double F cups, at 21 years old.

That's a whole lot of weight gain, which inevitably resulted in massive skin
stretching.

(Seriously, my stretch marks made me looked like I was a survivor of When
Animals Attack.)

After 6 months, I had lost all of the 'baby weight'. (80 pounds to be
exact.) But, I was never so devastated. At 21 years old, I was left with
unshapely, flat like pancakes, and sagging, hanging, lifeless breasts much
like the old lady from the movie 'There Is Something About Mary'. I joked
about the state of my bosom by saying, "My boobs look like tennis balls at
the bottom of a tube socks". In all reality that is what they looked like.

As such, I became terribly self-conscious. I was riddled with shame and
humiliation. I would not, and I could not, let anyone see them. Ever. I was
way too embarrassed over the way my body looked. As soon as I took my top
off, I went directly into covering them up with my hands as a standard
position. That made things extremely difficult romantically, because I
wouldn't let anyone see them, or touch them, or even look in the same
direction as them. On the off chance I was intimate with someone; it was
only under very specific conditions such as: the lights had to be off,
preferably in the pitch black, no touching allowed, and my bra stayed on.

I wore a bra 24 hours a day. In fact, I wore TWO BRAS every day. I used
every kind of lotion and tried every type of gimmick that is supposed to
'naturally increase bust lines' or remove stretch-marks, to no avail.

Eventually, I discovered that Victoria Secret carried a breast enhancement
product that you could insert into your brassiere. They are flesh toned and
look sort of like "Chicken Cutlets" and I loved them. I wore them all the
time. Sometimes I even wore the Cutlets when I was romantically involved.

It wasn't until long after I left the bar scene and entered into a different
life when I was presented with the opportunity to undergo Breast
Augmentation. I leapt at the chance.

After 9 years of torturing myself, feeling embarrassed, hiding my shame and
the uncomfortable misery of wearing TWO BRAS every day (never letting my
boobs breathe or have any human physical contact whatsoever) I would finally
be free from all of that self-inflicted hatred about that part of my body.
Finally I would be able to look at them, and look at myself, without feeling
disgusted. It was the easiest decision I have ever made in my life.


2. Did the risks worry you at all? Or are they really just hyped up by the
media to freak people out?

I was definitely con........

AND CUT!!

Yes, I said CUT!!! I'm sure you'd like to know the rest of her answer, wouldn't you? Actually, I bet you'd like to read the rest of the interview since there's more, much more.

And you will.....

Here on this blog...

For your consumption and pleasure.....

But not tonight. You're not ready for it....yet!

Banners for Boobies

Never to be outdone, this community has come up with the most inventive ways to promote the cause on blogs and websites around the world.

For benefactors, placing these ads on their site can help them gain free credits. Credits, as you've learned, allow them to send messages to the women on the site. And we know that messages to women raises money for the gift...the gift of boob. Simple, effective, brilliant!

Bucks for Bigger Cups

Make Fake Boobs at MyFreeImplants.com

Create The Perfect Girl at MyFreeImplants.com!

And if that's not enough, women have the chance to have their own page and link. You can also put these on your site so others can visit and donate. Very clever as those who aren't members can also chip in. See for yourself.

Help my friend Salena get free breast implants!

Help my friend Shannon*add4pic get free breast implants!

Help my friend Colleen get free breast implants!

Help my friend ~Anne~ get free breast implants!

Out of control? Crazy? Bold? I don't have the answers but I leave with a glimpse of the what I'm seeing and experiencing. What do you think? And while you're at it, don't forget to vote in my poll if you haven't already. It's right above my profile. Top right.

Coming up next.... The interview with or subject continues!!!

Stay tuned!!!!

Previously on U N L O A D E D......

Your blogger infiltrated a website that raised money for women to get the gift....the gift of boob.

We explored how the system of "boob banks" and message credits. All of which bring money to the women in need.

We've touched on some of the...."incentives" women would provide for your donation.

While our last installment focused on the racier side of this online community, I promised to give you a better view of the other women on this site. Many use arousal and titillation to move things along and this technique is very effective. However, there's other women who use a more down to earth method to get the gift......the gift of boob.

The Mothers

There's a vast cross section of mothers who, after giving birth to a few kids, find that certain things just don't have the same "lift" anymore. They'll tell you all about it on their profile page as a matter of fact. While it's clear that they're happy with their children, they're certainly not happy with what's happened to their bodies. Some are stay at home mothers while some balance work with family life. You may have thoughts of trashy, irresponsible women that are unfit mothers racing through your brain. The thought crossed my mind for a few moments as well. But as I scanned through the profiles, it became obvious that the wanting of bigger boobs was not something relegated to the fast and loose or aspiring porn star. Actually, it became very apparent that the quest for bigger boobs has seeped into just about every female demographic you can think of.

Who were these mothers exactly? They were the women I see pushing strollers at the grocery store or heading off to PTA meetings. They were women that hopped into their SUVs and drove home to their nice homes with the white picket fences. They're women that many of you live next door to. You may have even had them over so your kids could have their play date.

The gift of boob seems to be on it's way to becoming as domestic as apple pie and golden retrievers. If this is truly the case, then the field of cosmetic surgery will keep expanding at a rate that people will have their normal doctor, dentist AND their plastic surgeon. Could this become as routine as a kid getting braces? That brings me to my next segment.

The Young Ones

While I've read stories of girls as young as 15 getting the gift of boob they can't join this site. The requirement is that they be 18 and over. I encountered some 18 year olds on my travels and many are just entering college. I remember this age and as a guy there was huge insecurity issues so I can imagine for these young women, it's everything I felt times 10. The reasons for them turning to this site are clear, they don't have a real income so getting boobs won't come easy. They younger ones are also more apt to posting racy pictures but not too much in the way of hardcore. That seems to be more common with the women 25 and up, which surprises me given the huge popularity of things like "Girls Gone Wild."

While some of these women are very sweet, I personally think they could hold off a bit on the procedure. Many didn't need it to be honest. I wished them luck and made a small donation to them anyway.

The Over 40 Crowd

Many women reach their peak of sexiness at 40. That's my personal opinion. This is yet another group that seeks the gift of boob because....well....gravity comes into play. Now, truth be told, I've seen 42 year old women with better bodies than 22 year old women, but not everyone's going to have that resiliency. Therefore, I can completely understand why such women would also turn to this site.

These women, I found, were best at cutting right to the chase. I found their honesty and forward nature to be refreshing. They know what they want, they're done with the drama they played out in their 20's and their feet are on the ground. These women seem to have the most fun with the site also. While they aren't pleased with their breasts, they are not above cracking jokes about it either. I found my exchanges with them to be the most enjoyable. These women were also wives, mothers and career women with a few train wrecks mixed in. But there were train wrecks with each group I've encountered. So there you have it.

More Gifts Arrive

I have been showered with gifts of nude photos, videos of topless jumping jacks, topless splits and a very nice welcome video from a women I added to my "friends list." She greeted me from her hot tub. While I'm sure these videos are given out to all the men on the site, it still adds a personal touch to this very odd and surreal journey.

So Now What Happens?

So once a woman is bestowed with the gift of boob, what happens next? How are they treated? Has it helped or hurt them? Do they win more attention or adoration? What about medical complications?

Ladies and gentleman, we're get these answers with the help of a woman who has obtained the gift....the gift of boob.

She'll give us insight into what it's like. All of this is coming up, here on this blog, for your consumption and enjoyment.......

But not tonight.

Oh, no! No! No!

Tonight I will fall into a deep slumber with visions of boobs, real and fake, racing through my head.

Coming up next..... An interview from a woman with the gift....the gift of boob!

Previously on U N L O A D E D:

The magic of boobs.

A online community specializing in the subject.

The chance to make a lovely woman's dreams come true.

Yes, I've been a little late with posting my update. But your lovable blogger has been a busy boy and, perhaps, a bit of a naughty one as well. Through the mischief, there is but one thing that keeps me going and it's NOT knockers.....it's you. Yes that's right, you the readers who I aim to provoke and please. Ah, the madness I'll subject myself to for your satisfaction.

And we continue our tale.....

Infiltration

On my computer screen was a gateway. A new and strange place. This was not simply a website but a vast enterprise that only the magic of the internet could bring. Against my better judgment, I dove in and began the registration process not knowing what was in store except lots of boobs. But how will I be helping? How costly would it be? Was I in over my head?

The monthly fee was a meager $9 dollars per month. A man of modest means, this was well within my budget. I clicked OK and I was in. Within minuets the messages began pouring in from women seeking the gift; the gift of boob. I was overwhelmed, somewhat frightened, intrigued, passively aroused and feeling damn dirty. Was I taking advantage of some form of personal insecurity, or were they fixing on taking advantage of me?

The Process

The inner workings of the website are simple but effective. Women place their profiles and pictures up and if you want to chat or post a message you can, at the expense of a credit. Message credits aren't infinite, they are given to you (5 in total) at the beginning of each month. Of course you can purchase more in allotments of anywhere from 10 to 50 for a fee. These message credits aren't just for saying, "hello" or "hey baby," they also plunk 1 dollar into the woman's donation coffers. So, the more chit chat, the more money rolls in.  It's actually $1 to them per message so 10 messages to a young lady is $10 toward the boob job. There's even a meter to keep track of how much you've donated to each woman and how close they are to reaching their goal.

Of course messaging isn't the only way to show generosity. You can make direct donations in any amount you desire. You can also purchase a block of virtual gift certificates and store them in what's called a "boob bank." So you can get 10 gift certificates at $2 each and donate them to the women you made friends with.  Becoming friends with the women gains you access to her portfolio of pictures, if she has any.  This is where the real fun (or horror depending on your point of view) starts.

AXXXCESS

While the women in this community aren't obligated in any way, shape or form to reveal things they're uncomfortable with, many are in great comfort showing all. This is where a woman seeking the gift of boob can really get the money rolling in. Becoming friends with certain women on this site can get you access to racy photos that range from sexy teasing to hardcore. For the right donation you can even gets sets of erotic photos that can be shot to your liking. And if you're feeling very generous, some women will even share videos that they've made. And yes, those too range from erotic to XXX hardcore. How hardcore? Let's just say that some are willing to show you if they spit or swallow after...well...you know.

I hear some of you now:

SLUTS!!

WHORES!!!

TRAMPS!!!!

SKANKS!!!

NO RICARDO!!!! NO!!!!!! DON'T GIVE THEM THE MONEY, IT'S A TRAP!!!! THEY DON'T REALLY LOVE YOU.

Are they really all of the above and when did I say that I was on the site looking for love? This was but a small cross section of the type of women you'll find here. And personally, if she's a consenting adult, then she's free to do what she likes for the gift of boob whether we agree or disagree. This is, after all, what makes this place so interesting. So...what of the other women on this site? Are they all free and loose? What other types of women would utilize such a site and are they selling their souls in doing it?

We're about to meet some of the other women that are seeking the gift of boob and I'll give you a little background on their stories. The results may shock or surprise you and it will all be revealed here, on this blog, for your reading pleasure and consumption.....

But not tonight.

Tonight I will ease back on my couch and contemplate the things that I have done. Tonight I'll look inwards at my mind and soul and outwards to the gift..........the gift of boob.


Coming up next......

More on giving the gift of boob.