With my allergies and asthma acting up, sleep has been hard to come by. Perhaps that's what's been causing me to have odd dreams when I finally do get some shuteye. Perhaps it's also a concoction of all these asthma and allergy medications going to work in ways the prescription label would never give warning to. Either way the dream or nightmare happened. I'm not sure how to categorize it so make of it what you will. The best I can do is recount to you the most vivid and murky details for your reading.
It all started when I was finally able to clear out my sinuses and lungs in the middle of the night. I was able to breathe again and with each breath the sleepiness filled every fiber of my being. The limbs grew heavy, the eyes felt better closed and at last I was relaxed and on my way to the deepest slumber I've had in quite sometime.
Awakening in Dreamland
I found myself walking through what seemed to be a carnival on a crisp autumn night. I was with friends but I have never seen these individuals before. All around us were adult oriented amusements. Performers right out of Cirque De Sole displayed amazing feats while go go dancers worked their rhythmic magic in cages. Their bodies were bathed in neon and black lights exposing every sensual curve a man could want in a woman's anatomy. Before me to my left were fire breathers and to my right was a sword swallower. The spectacle around us was a celebration of the erotic, bold and unusual. There were rides but none of them captured my interest. And while there wasn't a haunted house, there was something else you could explore for a fee......
The Girlfriend Room
Man at the Gate: Step up to the girlfriend room boys!! Don't be shy!!! Meet and interact with the girl of your dreams!!!
He gestures to the wall behind him and the lights hit revealing a dozen gorgeous women from lands far and wide. They're dressed very hip, sexy, edgy but not slutty. There's just the right hint of sexual aggression to them. One blows me a kiss.
The members of my party gasp in amazement. Before I know it they're all gone. They've disappeared into the girlfriend room. No one left but me and the man at the gate.
Man at the Gate: Hi there!
Me: Hi......
Man at the Gate: I think you want a trip to the girlfriend room!
(he gives a big smile revealing perfect teeth that have been whitened a bit too much)
Me: What's really going on in there?
Man at the Gate: An experience that's just like being with your girlfriend. ANYTHING can happen. It's just like the real thing!!!
Me: Give me an idea of what anything is.
Man at the Gate: Do I have to spell this out for you boy? You seem like a fit young man. You have a girlfriend now?
Me: No not at the moment.
Man at the Gate: Think about the time when you did. Think about what you and her did a lot of. We can make that happen for you all over again. Whadda ya say? We've got Julie from London, Angeline from Paris, Miroko from Tokyo and Samantha from right here in the good old US of A.
Me: Where are we?
Man at the Gate: Where would you like to be?
Me: I.....I don't know.
Man at the Gate: You seem a little lost....why don't you let me help you find your way. We'll set you on the right path kiddo. Trust me, I got a knack for this.
Just then he starts leading me into the gate and toward the girlfriend room.
Man at the Gate: Been awhile since you've been.....you know....involved.
Me: Yeah, I work better on my own.
Man at the Gate: We'll see about that kiddo. You need some action. And who doesn't want action from the likes of these beauties?
I take a look at them all standing there. Total perfection. So much so I think that I'm beginning to salivate.
Man at the Gate: Trust me. Every man needs this once and awhile. It'll be good for you!!! Step on in and I'll have a girl ready for you.
Me: How much is this?
Man at the Gate: On the house! But the house picks the girl! It'll be great. Get comfortable.
And with that I head into the girlfriend room. There's a couch and bar for me to wait and get comfortable. I notice an intercom on the wall by the bar. It clicks on and a green light flashes.
It's the GIRLFRIEND!
Girlfriend: Hey cutie. I'll be down in just a second.
The wait would soon be over and our real adventure would begin. But what would that adventure be? How close to real thing would it resemble? Who was the woman that would come down to greet me?
Ladies and gentleman we are about to embark on a journey of my deepest fears and desires when it comes to the game of love and war. Yes, that's right!! You're going to know all you need to know! You want it? You will have it. You want to know what happens next with this story? Fine, I'll tell you that too!
But not tonight.
(closes his eyes and shakes his head)
No, no, no......not tonight. Shhhhhhhhh my dear readers. Shhhhhhh. You're just not ready for it yet! And when you are I will reveal it here, on this blog, for your reading pleasure and consumption. I promise you that.
Until then......
This is Ricardo......and the blog is.........U N L O A D E D..............
(slowly steps back from the computer, fading into the shadows)
Coming up.....
Part II of....THE GIRLFRIEND ROOM!!!!
