Part IV: Giving the Gift of Boob
Previously on U N L O A D E D.......
An online community that helps women get the gift......the gift of boob.
Videos of women performing topless splits, jumping jacks and the YMCA dance to the song of the same name by Village People.
Mothers, young ladies and mature ones all out to make their boob dreams a reality.
The promise of an interview by a woman that's obtained the precious gift of boob.
The Subject
I'd fill you in on what I've been up to as of late but...chances are you already know. And if you don't know, where on earth have you been during romp into the bosom of all things boob?
Tonight we have an interview with woman that's had breast augmentation. She'll share her experiences with us. Before I go on, I want to thank her for her time and honesty. Out of respect for her privacy, she shall remain anonymous. This interview is not about prejudging or casting hostility for her actions or who she is. I ask that you be respectful to our subject and if there are any criticisms, please keep them constructive. For you regular readers, this is something that I needn't tell you. You already know. But for newcomers, please keep this in mind if you wish to comment.
And we begin our interview.
1. What made you want to get a boob job?
Well, that's quite a bold question. I'm not sure that I WANTED to get a boob
job; as much as I am sure I HAD TO get a boob job. Either way, I am more
than happy to share The Reasons Why I decided to have 'cosmetic' surgery
with you.
Once upon a time, I had regular breast. My boobs were nothing special, but
they weren't terrible either. I was slightly self conscious about my right
breast being a little larger than the left. However, that was not
particularly noticeable to anyone other than me.
When I was about 18, I became increasingly aware of other women's bodies and
their physical attributes. Considering the environment I was working in at
the time, it was pretty hard Not To Notice. Nevertheless, I maintained my
natural physic.
It wasn't until after I had my child, when I became profoundly depressed
over the damage I caused my body. You see, I was 103 pounds, with a small B
cup, and 20 years old when I became pregnant. I delivered my son at 187
pounds, with double F cups, at 21 years old.
That's a whole lot of weight gain, which inevitably resulted in massive skin
stretching.
(Seriously, my stretch marks made me looked like I was a survivor of When
Animals Attack.)
After 6 months, I had lost all of the 'baby weight'. (80 pounds to be
exact.) But, I was never so devastated. At 21 years old, I was left with
unshapely, flat like pancakes, and sagging, hanging, lifeless breasts much
like the old lady from the movie 'There Is Something About Mary'. I joked
about the state of my bosom by saying, "My boobs look like tennis balls at
the bottom of a tube socks". In all reality that is what they looked like.
As such, I became terribly self-conscious. I was riddled with shame and
humiliation. I would not, and I could not, let anyone see them. Ever. I was
way too embarrassed over the way my body looked. As soon as I took my top
off, I went directly into covering them up with my hands as a standard
position. That made things extremely difficult romantically, because I
wouldn't let anyone see them, or touch them, or even look in the same
direction as them. On the off chance I was intimate with someone; it was
only under very specific conditions such as: the lights had to be off,
preferably in the pitch black, no touching allowed, and my bra stayed on.
I wore a bra 24 hours a day. In fact, I wore TWO BRAS every day. I used
every kind of lotion and tried every type of gimmick that is supposed to
'naturally increase bust lines' or remove stretch-marks, to no avail.
Eventually, I discovered that Victoria Secret carried a breast enhancement
product that you could insert into your brassiere. They are flesh toned and
look sort of like "Chicken Cutlets" and I loved them. I wore them all the
time. Sometimes I even wore the Cutlets when I was romantically involved.
It wasn't until long after I left the bar scene and entered into a different
life when I was presented with the opportunity to undergo Breast
Augmentation. I leapt at the chance.
After 9 years of torturing myself, feeling embarrassed, hiding my shame and
the uncomfortable misery of wearing TWO BRAS every day (never letting my
boobs breathe or have any human physical contact whatsoever) I would finally
be free from all of that self-inflicted hatred about that part of my body.
Finally I would be able to look at them, and look at myself, without feeling
disgusted. It was the easiest decision I have ever made in my life.
2. Did the risks worry you at all? Or are they really just hyped up by the
media to freak people out?
I was definitely con........
AND CUT!!
Yes, I said CUT!!! I'm sure you'd like to know the rest of her answer, wouldn't you? Actually, I bet you'd like to read the rest of the interview since there's more, much more.
And you will.....
Here on this blog...
For your consumption and pleasure.....
But not tonight. You're not ready for it....yet!
Banners for Boobies
Never to be outdone, this community has come up with the most inventive ways to promote the cause on blogs and websites around the world.
For benefactors, placing these ads on their site can help them gain free credits. Credits, as you've learned, allow them to send messages to the women on the site. And we know that messages to women raises money for the gift...the gift of boob. Simple, effective, brilliant!
Make Fake Boobs at MyFreeImplants.com
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And if that's not enough, women have the chance to have their own page and link. You can also put these on your site so others can visit and donate. Very clever as those who aren't members can also chip in. See for yourself.
Help my friend Salena get free breast implants!
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Out of control? Crazy? Bold? I don't have the answers but I leave with a glimpse of the what I'm seeing and experiencing. What do you think? And while you're at it, don't forget to vote in my poll if you haven't already. It's right above my profile. Top right.
Coming up next.... The interview with or subject continues!!!
Stay tuned!!!!
20 PEOPLE HAVE UNLOADED:
"brazier"?
I usually barbecue chicken cutlets but I'm sure they still taste fine cooked on a brazier
:-)
Hmmm... I like the ad with the woman taken the coins in her back. I won't say anything more to that because the position that she is in leaves a door open for more comments.
I want to really get at you right now for such a cliffhanger. But I'm actually enjoying the series. Glad you are taking us on the journey with you.
Please don't give up blogging. Take a hiatus but don't give it up. You're great. You'd be missed.
I like how you are keeping the people hanging on to read the end result of the interview.
Sounds pretty interesting so far.
Darn! You always do that-keep us hanging on.
I'm enjoying reading about this!
nursemyra - Can I have a bite of your cutlets. A nibble will suffice.
Urban - I HAD to put that ad up Isn't it classic? LOL!
As for retiring from blogging, wellI still don't know yet. I have a few more series like this planned and depending on how it goes.....thank you so much for the kind words also. I appreciate that.
Meleah - There is great power in denial. I will use it to my advantage whenever possible. The woman that did the interview is great and a superstar!!! WOOOSH!! BANG!!! ZAP!! POW!!! SUPERSTAR!!!
Leah - What can I say Leah, it's just one of those things that has to be done. It's what keeps people coming back. And I love returning visitors. I'm glad you're enjoying this also. This is really crazy stuff.
Right now I am giving monthy to Barak Obama's campaign--I don't see it as the gift of boob, but for the naysayers, it may suffice. I didn't have that young lady's problem at pregnancy, but I know plenty who did and mourned their body. Not everyone is a movie star with a personal trainer. It's a case by case thing.
Oh, Urban, thanks for coming by--I've been on hiatus too--but I hope to be back.
I don't understand. Maybe because I sport a 36D that I can't feel their pain. Maybe it's because surgery should be left for life/death matters or to cure ailments? I couldn't put myself through it.
UT: "leaves the door open" bwahahahaha! I actually found that ad clever, too.
Ricardo: I second UT's plea that you don't give up blogging but that's for selfish reasons. What I hope you never do is stop writing and I don't get the sense that you're going to do that for a while.
You really are a talented writer: You are able to cover this heated topic with a lewd AND compassionate eye.
Enemy - There are lots of women I found that really were not happy at all with their bodies after their pregnancies. Some are unhappy after they had several as each kid seemed to take a bigger and bigger toll on them. It really is a case by case thing and while their friends, loved ones and spouses can tell them they look fine, it doesn't mean a thing if the woman doesn't see it that way.
Also, please let's get a Democrat into the White House PLEASE!
Maritza - Due to your....healthy measurements.....I can see how it would be hard to sympathize. But imagine if you did NOT have those numbers. Would things be different? I don't know, I'm just asking. Many women think it would be. The surgery itself is not pretty. I'll give you that.
MsQ - Thank you, I really appreciate that. Whenever I deal with things of a sexual nature I make it my mission to keep it a tad naughty, a tad edgy, a tad lewd but most of all intelligent. While I know you shun TV I really owe HBO a great deal of credit here. It was from watching them over the years with shows like Real Sex and Pornucopia that I was able to see that you can deal with these topics in a fun, titillating and intelligent manner. I'm basically taking a page from their book but making it all my own. As for the blog, I don't know how much longer I'll do it. If the reception stays positive and the readership numbers are there....who knows. But no promises. :-)
I too appreciate that about you, Ricardo. I've noticed that when people act ignorant or say disrespectful things about sex, they betray their own discomfort. And from a female perspective, it is a HUGE TURN-OFF. I'd rather clean my house.
Enemy - Thank you for that. I'm quite at ease with the topic and and I think that helps others become at ease when it's brought up here as well. At least I hope so. I know many can come by and look at the pictures on this blog without reading the post and come away with the impression that it's nothing more than T&A. That would be very wrong in my opinion. Choosing the proper photos for this story has been a bit of a challenge. How do you keep it sexy, fun and the like without falling into the gutter. These are things that have been concerning me a bit but it seems to be working. I hope I'm not turning off too many women with this blog.
I find all your photos sexy and tongue-in-cheek and can see how that would be a difficult balancing act! The photos themselves are racy but it's the content that bridges the potentially lewd to the intelligent.
When it comes to turning women off, I admire your even thinking about it and being sensitive to it. Most of your readers are well aware of your sensitivity I believe.
But you're also a guy and for those women who are turned off by your obvious enjoyment of physical beauty, I dunno. Most men like women, it's kinda built in. You are definitely more than an ogler!
MsQ- "The photos themselves are racy but it's the content that bridges the potentially lewd to the intelligent."
That's totally what I'm trying to do here. There's a bad perception in our country in which sex can never be smart or interesting, only lewd, dirty and devoid of intelligence. If you use it to arouse it's seen as dealing from the bottom of the deck. I disagree. People need to see that smart can be sexy and sexy can be smart and both can work wonderfully together. As of now here in the US you can't be both, you can only be one or the other.
Sexy=Hot, titillating, steamy but no brain matter is needed to evoke these responses. You're not being intelligent if you go this route.
Smart=You must lock sexy up and never hint at it or discuss it. The more asexual, the more you are perceived as "smart."
As for the turn off factor, yes, it is a big concern for me because it means that I'm not hitting my targets so to speak. Now I'm aware that there are some women that are going to be offended no matter what but I'm not concerned about them because it's a minority with a chip on their shoulders. They find fault fault with everything. To be fair there are tons of guys like this as well. These are shall we say..... curmudgeons. Nothing you can do about that.
And yes, I am a guy. I am willing to be sensitive but not emasculated. I will offer no apologies for being honest about my thoughts on sex, desires and the like.
I love that I've been out of the blogging world for a little while & when I get back you have Giving the Gift of Boob for a series title! How I've missed you Ricardo! :-) :-) :-)
Jill I was wondering where you were. I knew you would get a kick out of this one. Glad to see you back and glad you missed me. :-)
What is it with all this opposition to 'imperfect' tits? Which authority actually denounced saggy boobs? There are worse things out there. For instance, what about all the guys who wear their penile warts like war medals? Why don't they have them burnt off or something, for f..k's sake?! That is minor surgery for something majorly repulsive. I feel that breast surgery is taken too lightly, but then, it's not men who are having it.
Anon - Well, I'm not familiar with men who flaunt their warts with pride but yes, I'd think that removing them would be a good course of action. In fact, I would imagine that this would be a source of insecurity for most men. So I'm sorry if you've met one who is proud of that. Seems like you may have met some interesting guys in your day.
As far as what authority is denouncing imperfect breast, I really don't know. That's what we're trying to figure out in this discussion. Who decides? It seems to be a case by case thing with the women that are choosing to have this done. Are thier other influences? Maybe? What do you think?
Ricardo, thanks for your reply. As a masseuse, I have, through my hands,encountered a few 'interesting' guys.
Anon - Oh boy I bet you've seen and felt it all. You've got my understanding on that one. I would guess that these guys are past the point of caring about themselves or afraid to get it looked at by a doctor. However there are numerous things the male anatomy can display that may look like warts but in fact could be something rather harmless. In that case the doctor may advise them to do nothing. With all that being said, it still does not look very nice, that's for sure.
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