Friday, May 09, 2008

Part III: Giving the Gift of Boob


Previously on U N L O A D E D......

Your blogger infiltrated a website that raised money for women to get the gift....the gift of boob.

We explored how the system of "boob banks" and message credits. All of which bring money to the women in need.

We've touched on some of the...."incentives" women would provide for your donation.

While our last installment focused on the racier side of this online community, I promised to give you a better view of the other women on this site. Many use arousal and titillation to move things along and this technique is very effective. However, there's other women who use a more down to earth method to get the gift......the gift of boob.

The Mothers

There's a vast cross section of mothers who, after giving birth to a few kids, find that certain things just don't have the same "lift" anymore. They'll tell you all about it on their profile page as a matter of fact. While it's clear that they're happy with their children, they're certainly not happy with what's happened to their bodies. Some are stay at home mothers while some balance work with family life. You may have thoughts of trashy, irresponsible women that are unfit mothers racing through your brain. The thought crossed my mind for a few moments as well. But as I scanned through the profiles, it became obvious that the wanting of bigger boobs was not something relegated to the fast and loose or aspiring porn star. Actually, it became very apparent that the quest for bigger boobs has seeped into just about every female demographic you can think of.

Who were these mothers exactly? They were the women I see pushing strollers at the grocery store or heading off to PTA meetings. They were women that hopped into their SUVs and drove home to their nice homes with the white picket fences. They're women that many of you live next door to. You may have even had them over so your kids could have their play date.

The gift of boob seems to be on it's way to becoming as domestic as apple pie and golden retrievers. If this is truly the case, then the field of cosmetic surgery will keep expanding at a rate that people will have their normal doctor, dentist AND their plastic surgeon. Could this become as routine as a kid getting braces? That brings me to my next segment.

The Young Ones

While I've read stories of girls as young as 15 getting the gift of boob they can't join this site. The requirement is that they be 18 and over. I encountered some 18 year olds on my travels and many are just entering college. I remember this age and as a guy there was huge insecurity issues so I can imagine for these young women, it's everything I felt times 10. The reasons for them turning to this site are clear, they don't have a real income so getting boobs won't come easy. They younger ones are also more apt to posting racy pictures but not too much in the way of hardcore. That seems to be more common with the women 25 and up, which surprises me given the huge popularity of things like "Girls Gone Wild."

While some of these women are very sweet, I personally think they could hold off a bit on the procedure. Many didn't need it to be honest. I wished them luck and made a small donation to them anyway.

The Over 40 Crowd

Many women reach their peak of sexiness at 40. That's my personal opinion. This is yet another group that seeks the gift of boob because....well....gravity comes into play. Now, truth be told, I've seen 42 year old women with better bodies than 22 year old women, but not everyone's going to have that resiliency. Therefore, I can completely understand why such women would also turn to this site.

These women, I found, were best at cutting right to the chase. I found their honesty and forward nature to be refreshing. They know what they want, they're done with the drama they played out in their 20's and their feet are on the ground. These women seem to have the most fun with the site also. While they aren't pleased with their breasts, they are not above cracking jokes about it either. I found my exchanges with them to be the most enjoyable. These women were also wives, mothers and career women with a few train wrecks mixed in. But there were train wrecks with each group I've encountered. So there you have it.

More Gifts Arrive

I have been showered with gifts of nude photos, videos of topless jumping jacks, topless splits and a very nice welcome video from a women I added to my "friends list." She greeted me from her hot tub. While I'm sure these videos are given out to all the men on the site, it still adds a personal touch to this very odd and surreal journey.

So Now What Happens?

So once a woman is bestowed with the gift of boob, what happens next? How are they treated? Has it helped or hurt them? Do they win more attention or adoration? What about medical complications?

Ladies and gentleman, we're get these answers with the help of a woman who has obtained the gift....the gift of boob.

She'll give us insight into what it's like. All of this is coming up, here on this blog, for your consumption and enjoyment.......

But not tonight.

Oh, no! No! No!

Tonight I will fall into a deep slumber with visions of boobs, real and fake, racing through my head.

Coming up next..... An interview from a woman with the gift....the gift of boob!

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nursemyra said...

sounds very interesting......

Urban Thought said...

I can't get enough of this. You know how to build suspense.

The Gift of Boob. I'm going to dream of nipples all day and night.

Saadia said...

All this boob talk has gotten the visual of the runaway boob from Woody Allen's hilarious film Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask in my head.

marsha said...

Ricardo, I'm loving this. I look forward to the next entry.

Ricardo said...

Nurse - This as been sensual overload.

Urban - I knew you would like this. It's hard not to dream of these things. Stick around, it's going to get better.

Saadia - Yes, I recall! That is a great flick.

Marsha - Are you? I am glad because there is more coming your way and it's going to get even more crazy. This is but a small trifle.

Ms. Q said...

This is a great series. It appears titillating (pun intended) but it's so much more: social commentary, empathy, I'm enjoying it!

Being 43 I loved your comment about women hitting their prime at 40 and the accompanying photo was great.

I've always been flat chested and never much worried about it. The only drawback is that your tummy looks bigger since there's nothing to balance it! I don't know about other flat-chested women but at least for me, there is nothing for gravity to pull so they look the same to me. Then again, I haven't had children.

It's great you were able to get an interview with one of the women. I really look forward to reading it!

Ricardo said...

MsQ there is more surprises up my sleeve in addition to the interview which is going to be great. And Ms Q, are you saying you are sporting a bit of a pot belly? LOL!

Ms. Q said...

I call my belly my "pooch" and sometimes it barks! I do my darndest to keep it at bay.

The problem is that I have this unrealistic idea that a woman's stomach should be absolutely flat! But we're not made that way, not if we're healthy.

I am working on accepting my "feminine swell" and mostly these days I think it's sweet and sexy. One man I met said he loves a little bit of belly on a woman, said he thinks of it as their "sweet spot."

Right now, no barking! Maybe a little yipping....

Ricardo said...

MsQ - I feel that we should all poke and rub this pooch for good luck before we go on a long trip or something. :-)

Enemy of the Republic said...

I say if these ladies have the cash, then why not increase the stash? Me, I wouldn't do it. I work out and despite all that, childbirth does have an effect on the body, but exercise can address it and I was fortunate as it didn't mess with me as it did some others. I understand why women after childbirth may want some surgical help. As for gravity, yes that is an issue all women will face, but here are my thoughts: if I am over forty and some man thinks my boobs don't reach the pinnacle of success in his eyes, then he can just move right along. We all age. And some of the worst male critics need to worry about their bodies--no, I'm not talking Viagra, but lay off (pardon the pun) on the chips and wings while watching your sport of choice.

Personally boob jobs scare me as I remember the silicone leaking stories. And any man who would prefer holding something that McDonalds uses in that intimate moment just isn't going to know me biblically or understand me mentally.

Unless you must or really feel motivated, my female comrades--stay away from nip and tuck and get some 5 pound barbells--do exercises that address all upper areas--I keep them by my bed every night. Really. Then if some jerk gets in my house and my cat Muffin won't protect me, I will brain the fool with my workout gear!

Good stuff, Ricardo. Sorry I haven't been around.

Ms. Q said...

Ricardo: very cute comment! Not sure if I want everyone poking or rubbing my pooch for luck...but maybe a few individuals... hehehe...

Enemy: Love what you said about men and their expectations! I'm with you on working with what you have and accepting the changes that age brings.

Enemy of the Republic said...

Well, Ms Q (Ricardo, you will love this), when I lived in Spain then came back to this country, I had stopped wearing bras--sorry to give out too much info, but let's say I'm not flat chested. In Spain no one gave a damn, but here I got stared at, commented at-- finally I was told that I would regret it later in life. I've always hated bras and always will. So I compromised: I wear sports bras, camisoles, and for that special event, some Victoria secret bras that look good (or so I'm told) and feel comfortable. This is another reason I've always wondered why women want big breasts--they are such a pain, but men sure dig them. I like men fine--even married one, but I would never increase my breast for a man--pregnancy was bad enough!!!!

Ricardo said...

Enemy - This is the thing, I don't think many of these women are doing it for men so much as a way to make themselves feel better. Granted I do believe that some married women on this site are getting that pressure but it seems like many of them are chasing some sort of fantasy. I can't put my finger on it. Good for you on opting to work out. So many people WILL GET THE RESULTS THEY WANT if they shut up, get on the floor and do the push ups or sit ups. Best of all, it's FREE!!!

MsQ - Again there are male expectations that are put on women that are just not fair and there are female expectations of men that go crazy also. It's important to see that while men like big boobs, not all of them have it listed as a requirement. For instance, I won't pass up the opportunity date an attractive woman with a lean athletic body or a bit of fashion model body. They tend to be smaller chested. When I say fashion model, I don't mean eating disorder skinny...just sleek...if you will. I’m enjoying where this discussion is going with you and Enemy so I will step back and let things foment, hoping that others will join.

Enemy – “when I lived in Spain then came back to this country, I had stopped wearing bras—“
Never too much information!!! I look forward to meeting you soon. :-P

Ms. Q said...

Enemy: hahaha! I never was into bras when I was younger. I'm flat chested so I thought, why bother? I'd wear tank tops and these spandex crossover things I just pulled over my head and I called them my "giant rubber bands." Plus, bras were always a big pain, I didn't have enough mass to keep the bra in place and the straps would keep sliding down. I called all the constant readjusting of the bra throughout the day the "bra dance."

Seems we were doing the same thing but for different reasons! I was also told that if I didn't wear a bra that I'd regret it. My thought was, "Yeah...gravity is gonna pull on...what?"

What's so funny is that I had no idea that men paid attention to what little I had! I was talking to one of my male friends from college and I forget the context but he said, "Oh, yeah. We all noticed you didn't' wear a bra."

Yeesh! I was usually in a tee shirt UNDER some type of sweater or sweat shirt.

Ricardo: I also think that it's not all about male expectations that these women are getting boob jobs. Like you, I can't quite pin it down but women seem to have this desire for physical perfection and at some level think that achieving it will make them happy. "Perfection" changes - I mean, fat used to be desireable and now it's not. Having a tan meant you were of a poor class and later..only rich people could have tans. It's all quite odd. Tall men are thought to be more attractive.

What's sexy is confidence and self-acceptance. People who like themselves ... they are so nice to be around, haven't you noticed? It's because they don't want anything from you and they don't have to take anything from you to make themselves feel better. My guess is that enemy is very sexy!!

Maybe it's because it's obvious that I'm not hiding any boobage (like, oh, in my back pocket) but I've never dated anyone where serious breastage was a requirement. Most men I meet are about the entire package and not just parts!

Ricardo said...

MsQ- No, most men are going to want the whole package as you said. And small or large, if you don't wear a bra we men will notice like hawks. It's the nipples.

And as for the matters of tans and body fat, you're spot on. Will the pendulum swing to small boobs? Will MsQ lead this revolution? You could very well be a trend setter.

But seriously, these women do seem to be on a quest to achieve perfection as they see it. What you and I think is a distant last place from what I see.

Ms. Q said...

Lead a revolution? Eh! Really, the best thing is to for people to be healthy and comfortable in their own bodies.

I am sure small breasts were in style at some point. No pun intended. That entire "Twiggy" thing was all waifs, right? Where the women had no hips, no breasts?

Every so often I have this fantasy that in addition that in addition to reading, writing, and arithmetic, they would teach courses on managing your finances and minimally, self esteem.

It'll be interesting to read what your interviewee has to say!

Ricardo said...

MsQ - "Really, the best thing is to for people to be healthy and comfortable in their own bodies. "

Indeed.

"in addition to reading, writing, and arithmetic, they would teach courses on managing your finances and minimally, self esteem."

This is more worth it than a bullshit course in geometry. Unless you're going into engineering or something.

I still think you secretly wish to lead a braless, small but perky boob revolution. I will not believe otherwise. I think you have a secret sisterhood in your local area that you started.

Ricardo said...

MsQ- I'd also like to add that I think in order to get into the secret sisterhood, they must rub your belly. :-)

Maritza said...

This is getting very interesting!

meleah rebeccah said...

You have certainly touched on many of the typical boob job candidates!


Cant wait to read the interview!

*wink wink*

Ms. Q said...

Inneresting.

I deny all rumors that I have formed any type of group, much less a Secret Sisterhood.

I also vehemently refute that if I were to form such a Sisterhood, that I'd name it NIPPLES. I mean, really.

No Improving Perfection, Perfectly Lovely, Extremely Sexy.

It makes no sense. Especially the rubbing my belly part. Why would I want women rubbing my belly?

Men on the other hand...

Ricardo said...

Maritza - Stay tuned, my dear!!!

Mleah - This interview is going to be the biggest and bestest EVER!!!

MsQ - I LOVE this acronym you've come up with. Further proof that you have at least thought of this sisterhood. The rubbing of the belly is symbol and acknowledgement of your fertility. Your leadership implies that you may be a fertility goddess.

meleah rebeccah said...

xxoo

Ms. Q said...

Eeek! Fertility!! If there are any "good eggs" left I have no plans to use 'em. Not that there have been any sperm donors in the vicinity...

Ricardo said...

They all have the letter Q tattooed on their belly.

dr.alistair said...

i still miss my flat-chested girl. intensely sexy woman.

regarding body image, a friend of mine has a girlfriend who is crazy for the "six-pack" to the point where she goes on about it so much it is pissing him off.

he has choices. diet. ab work. get rid of the girl. continue to allow her to make him feel like shit, etc.

the only real choice any of us have is to find happiness however we can....without harming others of course, but where does real happiness come from?

a woman gets "work" done, and then discovers some men don`t like them....some are nuts for them...some are ambivalent.

but what about her?

do they like her any more now?

is she happier now?

i have a "six-pack" and some girls love them, some are ambivalent, and some are threatened at the thought of a boyfriend with a body like that......unless she is there all the time with him.

*sigh*

and so the one i`m with now has never once made a comment on anything but how good she feels when we are together.

but i still train each day and ride a bike and play soccer.....because i get pleasure out of those activities.....for me.

Ms. Q said...

Dr. A: You always have such great comments! Glad you're with someone who likes the sum of your parts and not just a few parts.

I can see how someone going on and on about some PART of me would begin to annoy me.

dr.alistair said...

ms.q, thanks for the kind words. i am grateful for knowing this real girl who happens to be more than the sum of her um, parts.

the consumer society is so fragmented in it`s thinking that pretty soon boob jobs will be carrying logos to distinguish the cost of the work and the attendant status which such spending commands in a platic world.

Ms. Q said...

Dr. A: what you wrote about consumer and fragmentation is pretty freaky. But not, unfortunately, all that far-fetched: People sell physical "real estate" for marketing purposes!

I am sure that I'm affected by all the marketing despite my efforts to avoid it all but it seems like so many people are open to letting others tell them who, how, and what to be.

Ricardo said...

Dr.A - You do know that they have ab implants out now correct? While I find it silly, he can always do that if he wants them that bad. LOL! And I totally understand the your take on staying fit. I am of the same mindset. I do it more for me and as a way of staying healthy. It has done wonders in reducing my depression. Physically, I have become much stronger which is gratifying to see and feel. But it's a personal thing. If women notice and like the results, I won't stand in their way.

MsQ - I LOVE Dr.A's comments and I'm very fortunate to have him as a reader. His insights are very valuable.

Dr.A - Yes I can see the implants themselves carrying big ugly logos and companies offering women discounts if they have the corporate logo tattooed on their chest.

MsQ - As long as you go out, go on the internet, pick up a magazine, g shopping or anything else that puts you in contact with the outside world, you CAN'T hide from it. You can avoid it but eventually you have to deal with it and face it. I tried to avoid it myself but I have found it much more fascinating to observe and write about it here. And we know how crazy that can get. :-)

dr.alistair said...

i will have to say that i`m somewhat fortunate that i have a body that responds well to training and that i haven`t spent years not training or not being careful about what i eat.

i find it difficult to even discuss things like abs with most of my friends because they would have to diet for months if not years to see muscle in thier stomachs.....implants or not.

but, having said all of that, my ex`s body was effected negatively after our second child was born and i watched her age rapidly after that. she trained hard and watched her diet but it wasn`t enough and i saw her become bitter as a result.

would surgery have helped her? her body may have been restored, but she would have still been the same inside.

regarding depression, the act of writing here really helps the writer to feel good (which is the opposite of bad, right?) in a way that others can share.

i began writing when my marriage was beginning to disintegrate and it was a major part of my coping.

....so yeah, happiness starts and stops inside......and when we feel happiness we make better decisions about diet, excersize, relationships, money and everything else.

Ricardo said...

Dr.A - There is no doubt that training and training consistently is much better then training on again and off again.

As for your ex wife, I can understand the bitterness. While there is nothing in our male universe that ever compares with pregnancy, we would not be happy if we lost our vigor at a rapid rate. This is why you see some older men trying to exert themselves beyond their means to prove they still have "it." That's the best parallel I can muster at the moment. Also, as it has become more acceptable in recent years for men to fuss about their appearance, I would imagine an accident or illness that prevented them from working out would be a sore spot as well. To see the gains amassed go away would be a blow. Now to be clear, I'm not at all comparing pregnancy to an illness but it is traumatic to many women's bodies. I have read blogs where mothers say they didn't mind losing their figure but I'm sure there are many who would. And to work out and eat right and still not be able to get back to where you were is discouraging for many of them I'm sure.

And yes, happiness does start and end from within. But what we need to explore here is when the inner happiness reaches a point that it wants to manifest itself in the external world. Is it wrong to want reach a point of inner happiness where one wants to show and feel it with an improved appearance? This is an inside out approach as opposed to an outside in one. I think no matter what, we want to look good because looking good is feeling good and vice versa.