Friday, May 09, 2008

Part III: Giving the Gift of Boob


Previously on U N L O A D E D......

Your blogger infiltrated a website that raised money for women to get the gift....the gift of boob.

We explored how the system of "boob banks" and message credits. All of which bring money to the women in need.

We've touched on some of the...."incentives" women would provide for your donation.

While our last installment focused on the racier side of this online community, I promised to give you a better view of the other women on this site. Many use arousal and titillation to move things along and this technique is very effective. However, there's other women who use a more down to earth method to get the gift......the gift of boob.

The Mothers

There's a vast cross section of mothers who, after giving birth to a few kids, find that certain things just don't have the same "lift" anymore. They'll tell you all about it on their profile page as a matter of fact. While it's clear that they're happy with their children, they're certainly not happy with what's happened to their bodies. Some are stay at home mothers while some balance work with family life. You may have thoughts of trashy, irresponsible women that are unfit mothers racing through your brain. The thought crossed my mind for a few moments as well. But as I scanned through the profiles, it became obvious that the wanting of bigger boobs was not something relegated to the fast and loose or aspiring porn star. Actually, it became very apparent that the quest for bigger boobs has seeped into just about every female demographic you can think of.

Who were these mothers exactly? They were the women I see pushing strollers at the grocery store or heading off to PTA meetings. They were women that hopped into their SUVs and drove home to their nice homes with the white picket fences. They're women that many of you live next door to. You may have even had them over so your kids could have their play date.

The gift of boob seems to be on it's way to becoming as domestic as apple pie and golden retrievers. If this is truly the case, then the field of cosmetic surgery will keep expanding at a rate that people will have their normal doctor, dentist AND their plastic surgeon. Could this become as routine as a kid getting braces? That brings me to my next segment.

The Young Ones

While I've read stories of girls as young as 15 getting the gift of boob they can't join this site. The requirement is that they be 18 and over. I encountered some 18 year olds on my travels and many are just entering college. I remember this age and as a guy there was huge insecurity issues so I can imagine for these young women, it's everything I felt times 10. The reasons for them turning to this site are clear, they don't have a real income so getting boobs won't come easy. They younger ones are also more apt to posting racy pictures but not too much in the way of hardcore. That seems to be more common with the women 25 and up, which surprises me given the huge popularity of things like "Girls Gone Wild."

While some of these women are very sweet, I personally think they could hold off a bit on the procedure. Many didn't need it to be honest. I wished them luck and made a small donation to them anyway.

The Over 40 Crowd

Many women reach their peak of sexiness at 40. That's my personal opinion. This is yet another group that seeks the gift of boob because....well....gravity comes into play. Now, truth be told, I've seen 42 year old women with better bodies than 22 year old women, but not everyone's going to have that resiliency. Therefore, I can completely understand why such women would also turn to this site.

These women, I found, were best at cutting right to the chase. I found their honesty and forward nature to be refreshing. They know what they want, they're done with the drama they played out in their 20's and their feet are on the ground. These women seem to have the most fun with the site also. While they aren't pleased with their breasts, they are not above cracking jokes about it either. I found my exchanges with them to be the most enjoyable. These women were also wives, mothers and career women with a few train wrecks mixed in. But there were train wrecks with each group I've encountered. So there you have it.

More Gifts Arrive

I have been showered with gifts of nude photos, videos of topless jumping jacks, topless splits and a very nice welcome video from a women I added to my "friends list." She greeted me from her hot tub. While I'm sure these videos are given out to all the men on the site, it still adds a personal touch to this very odd and surreal journey.

So Now What Happens?

So once a woman is bestowed with the gift of boob, what happens next? How are they treated? Has it helped or hurt them? Do they win more attention or adoration? What about medical complications?

Ladies and gentleman, we're get these answers with the help of a woman who has obtained the gift....the gift of boob.

She'll give us insight into what it's like. All of this is coming up, here on this blog, for your consumption and enjoyment.......

But not tonight.

Oh, no! No! No!

Tonight I will fall into a deep slumber with visions of boobs, real and fake, racing through my head.

Coming up next..... An interview from a woman with the gift....the gift of boob!
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