Friday, May 02, 2008

Part II: Giving the Gift of Boob


Previously on U N L O A D E D:

The magic of boobs.

A online community specializing in the subject.

The chance to make a lovely woman's dreams come true.

Yes, I've been a little late with posting my update. But your lovable blogger has been a busy boy and, perhaps, a bit of a naughty one as well. Through the mischief, there is but one thing that keeps me going and it's NOT knockers.....it's you. Yes that's right, you the readers who I aim to provoke and please. Ah, the madness I'll subject myself to for your satisfaction.

And we continue our tale.....

Infiltration

On my computer screen was a gateway. A new and strange place. This was not simply a website but a vast enterprise that only the magic of the internet could bring. Against my better judgment, I dove in and began the registration process not knowing what was in store except lots of boobs. But how will I be helping? How costly would it be? Was I in over my head?

The monthly fee was a meager $9 dollars per month. A man of modest means, this was well within my budget. I clicked OK and I was in. Within minuets the messages began pouring in from women seeking the gift; the gift of boob. I was overwhelmed, somewhat frightened, intrigued, passively aroused and feeling damn dirty. Was I taking advantage of some form of personal insecurity, or were they fixing on taking advantage of me?

The Process

The inner workings of the website are simple but effective. Women place their profiles and pictures up and if you want to chat or post a message you can, at the expense of a credit. Message credits aren't infinite, they are given to you (5 in total) at the beginning of each month. Of course you can purchase more in allotments of anywhere from 10 to 50 for a fee. These message credits aren't just for saying, "hello" or "hey baby," they also plunk 1 dollar into the woman's donation coffers. So, the more chit chat, the more money rolls in.  It's actually $1 to them per message so 10 messages to a young lady is $10 toward the boob job. There's even a meter to keep track of how much you've donated to each woman and how close they are to reaching their goal.

Of course messaging isn't the only way to show generosity. You can make direct donations in any amount you desire. You can also purchase a block of virtual gift certificates and store them in what's called a "boob bank." So you can get 10 gift certificates at $2 each and donate them to the women you made friends with.  Becoming friends with the women gains you access to her portfolio of pictures, if she has any.  This is where the real fun (or horror depending on your point of view) starts.

AXXXCESS

While the women in this community aren't obligated in any way, shape or form to reveal things they're uncomfortable with, many are in great comfort showing all. This is where a woman seeking the gift of boob can really get the money rolling in. Becoming friends with certain women on this site can get you access to racy photos that range from sexy teasing to hardcore. For the right donation you can even gets sets of erotic photos that can be shot to your liking. And if you're feeling very generous, some women will even share videos that they've made. And yes, those too range from erotic to XXX hardcore. How hardcore? Let's just say that some are willing to show you if they spit or swallow after...well...you know.

I hear some of you now:

SLUTS!!

WHORES!!!

TRAMPS!!!!

SKANKS!!!

NO RICARDO!!!! NO!!!!!! DON'T GIVE THEM THE MONEY, IT'S A TRAP!!!! THEY DON'T REALLY LOVE YOU.

Are they really all of the above and when did I say that I was on the site looking for love? This was but a small cross section of the type of women you'll find here. And personally, if she's a consenting adult, then she's free to do what she likes for the gift of boob whether we agree or disagree. This is, after all, what makes this place so interesting. So...what of the other women on this site? Are they all free and loose? What other types of women would utilize such a site and are they selling their souls in doing it?

We're about to meet some of the other women that are seeking the gift of boob and I'll give you a little background on their stories. The results may shock or surprise you and it will all be revealed here, on this blog, for your reading pleasure and consumption.....

But not tonight.

Tonight I will ease back on my couch and contemplate the things that I have done. Tonight I'll look inwards at my mind and soul and outwards to the gift..........the gift of boob.


Coming up next......

More on giving the gift of boob.

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Leah said...

I don't know what to think about this?
On one hand it sounds like a 'world wide web' version of panhandling or stripping. But on the other hand, it's sorta clever and sounds like good business and I'm intrigued to find out more.

I'm very interested in finding out if this money really goes toward the surgery or not...

meleah rebeccah said...

"cyber begging" for a 'boob job' is simply appalling to me.

Gross and YIKES

Ricardo said...

Leah - The money goes directly to the woman's plastic surgeon which they must provide info on when they register. They can't get on the site without it. This is good as it prevents them from taking the money and running off to the Bahamas. And trust me, I have no clue what to make about this either. I am run ragged right now as I play this out in my mind over and over.

Meleah - I hear your roar and I understand where you're coming from. But this is a world wide phenomenon.

Ms. Q said...

This is fascinating! Especially about the fact that they have to provide the name of the plastic surgeon in order to register.

I dunno, it seems that the site represents a cross section of women - from those who just want to feel better about their body to those who are more wild and free and hardcore. I would think that if it's all consenting, well...whatever.

Regarding the donations and what you could get, it sounds like it may be cheaper than those alternative web sites. Not that I know much about cyber sex sites but I've heard that they can suck, the, uh, credit limits out of you!

This is looking to shape up (no pun!) to be an interesting series. Reminds me of the Russian Brides series - thought-provoking and personal and informative. You definitely have a talent for this type of writing.

I agree with Leah - sounds like a good business.

When it comes to cosmetic surgeries of any kind, I always hope that the person who is getting is doing so from a good emotional place - I have met people who had a little work done from a boob job to a nose job and both women felt good about the outcome.

I couldn't do cosmetic surgery. It took me years to get over my fear of needles (not much into them but at least I'm not ready to faint from a blood test) so fuhgettabout plastic surgery! Plus, I don't have anything I want to change (phew!)

Ricardo said...

MsQ - Thank You. And we love you just the way you are!! This is on par with the Russian mail order bride series and et me tell you, that was loads of fun. This site could still be a drain on the finances if you are the talkative type.

Also, needles don't bug me too much. That's a good thing.

marsha said...

What will people think of next?

Ricardo said...

Marsha your guess is as good as mine. you just can't make this up.

Monique said...

This is so foreign to me. I would pay to get RID of some of my boobage.

Ricardo said...

Monique - Pass them on to one of these ladies. :-P

Leon said...

All I have to say is that cross-section of the breast was gross. That boob-begging seems pathetic to me.

Ms. Q said...

Regarding Leon's comment: if the spammage I get based on LENGTH are an inDICKaction, men have their own issues, just as sad.

Sure people like what they like (big, small, thick, thin) but there's something for everyone. Men who want bountiful breastage aren't running after me and that's okay. If anyone is asking someone to change and that change involves surgery..that's time to run in other other direction!!

Maritza said...

Oh my! I just don't get people sometimes...

Ricardo said...

Leon - Well, many people see it your way. I understand.

MsQ - Yes the door swings BOTH ways and I may do a series on that as well. Many men have huge complexes over small size. Usually the guy that brags too much about it is the one coming up...short. MsQ be happy with yourself and make the changes that you want, not some dude. Those changes need not be physical at all as you well know.

Maritza - There are many women who want to be you! And how can we blame them for that? :-)

Huckdoll said...

Ricardo, you blog is better than TV! I'm looking forward to the next post.

BTW - Most of the fake boob chicks I've known have had to date/sleep with rich, horny, older men for a long period of time before the guys bought their boobs - this just seems so much more simple and LESS dirty.

nursemyra said...

wow I didn't realise I could have charged you for the photos when I gave you the opportunity to participate in corset friday.

silly me :-)

Urban Thought said...

You're making me want to get a membership. I'm liking the series of events.

Behind Blue Eyes said...

Wierd! but whatever. Generally, I hate fake boobs. I think their boring but then again, I've known women who were completely flat-chested who got them or women who's breasts were completely flat from having children and they were still young and I don't blame them for wanting them. If you can get someone to pay for it...then why not I guess. though if I found out one of my daughters tried something like that, I'd kick her butt.

Ricardo said...

Huckdoll - Thank you and I love ya! Yes most women do have to do that and this is way more efficient because as we all know, these things don't come cheap. Sites like this are bad news for the rich older guys. And these women should be dating a poor young guy like me anyway. :-)

Nursemyra - Can I tell you how that I am VERY HAPPY that you have returned. As for the corset pics, is there any way to put a price on perfection. Dollar amounts would be an insult to a woman of your beauty and stature. You should instead be showered with gifts and adoration.

Urban - You will have a field day my good man. I'm on boobie overload. I will not be the same man after this.

BBE - Good to see you back and hope you're well. You are touching on some of the things that I will get into for my next edition. As far as excitement goes, it's the way the job is done that will make the difference. Too many women seem to go overboard with them and it looks too good to be true and that becomes dull. Keep your girls away from plastic surgeons.

dr.alistair said...

something i have noticed about the women that i know that have got breast implants is that thier personalities changed. one woman in partiular became much more outgoing and friendly. it was as if she was on a drug of some sort. she also encouraged me to touch them, which she would never have done with her natural one`s....which i thought were nice anyway.
the offer to touch them made me unconfortable and made me realise that she saw them much like a new pair of shoes or a handbag...i was happy for her that she felt the way she did because of her surgery, but i think, like the thought that a man couldn`t measure up, it is a compensation for a lack as opposed to adding to something of value.

but i guess that my weightlifitng and attention to diet is similar in some ways....to have no six-pack for me would be unthinkable...

but like a fake rolex, you can spot them from fifty feet away, usually because of who`s wrist it`s on.

Ricardo said...

I have heard stories of women being so happy with their new boobs that they, like your friend, encourage viewing and touching. That is indeed a big shift in personality. Not that I would complain initially but after a bit of thinking I guess I would begin to worry. I think so many women and men place so much importance over their sexual organs that it's the only thing they see. I think we a do it to a degree with our physicality. I too work out and can't imagine having a beer gut. I'd just as soon be drawn and quartered.

meleah rebeccah said...

waiting for that *awesome* interview I heard about...

:)

Ricardo said...

Meleah - Soon!! Very soon, my dear.

Ms. Q said...

Dr. A made some great comments! Breasts as "accessories"?? I do think there are women (and men!) who view breasts as something unrelated to the person they are attached to.

I agree with Dr. A about how it all depends on who's "wearing" the accessory and being able to tell fakes.

Ricardo said...

MsQ - Yes Dr.A always gives me wonderful feedback and I love it when he weighs in on my topics. How is it that after the surgery the body part becomes an accessory? This is something that I can't understand. But it's true with some people. They would certainly feel like they lost part of themselves if there were to lose the boobs, right?

dr.alistair said...

from an anylitical standpoint it is well known in psychology that any extension of a limb anethetises the limb it`s self.

this can be seen in the use of power tools and loss of fine motor co-ordination amongst craftsmen or the use of calculators in the math class and the obvious loss of real math skills amongst students.

marshall mcluhan explores this in depth in his book understanding media.
media being a delivery sysyem for information.

the breast is a delivery system of a sexual signals and so fits in well with mcluhan`s analysis.

this means of course that the woman who has breast augmentation feels somehow detached from her new additions to the point where she is comfortable displaying and exposing them with pride of ownership in a way vastly different from the way she would act with her natural ones.

this is a generalisation and not every woman invites her male friends to play with her new toys.......

Ricardo said...

Dr.A - Indeed your observations are not speaking for all, but it seems to speak for many. That detachment makes total sense. It gives her comfort in displaying them and confidence, yet, not the same kind of confidence and freedom she would have with the real ones. Could it also be a mechanism for communicating sexual wants and desires that she always had but was afraid to express before?

dr.alistair said...

bwell, of course. moral injunctions against such behaviours from a "lady" would stop a woman from signalling in such a manner, but we live in enlightened times and, at my age, a time when the rules have changed for both men and women.

to have youthful looks and attributes at 47 puts one squarely at the front of the line.

then comes the next challenge......

Ricardo said...

What is the next challenge?