
So....um....it's my birthday today and...um....happy birthday to me. Yeah, that's the ticket. I think I may celebrate it....I mean....I hope so. It all depends if people are willing to go out. You know, have fun....celebrate. That kind of stuff.
Any single ladies out there want to join me for a birthday drink?
A schmooze?
Nightcap?
Walk in the park?
Jump out of a cake?
(sound of crickets)
WHAT!?!?!
Coming up next......
The beauty of long red hair. And.....
The festival of Purim. My head still hurts from the noise. Also....
Are women more combative than men? I'm no "expert" but I'll tell you what I see.