Well, those of you who have read this blog for a long time know that it's time for my hiatus. For now we're at the end of the line for this season. Those of you that are new to this blog and enjoy it, fear not. I shall return as I always do. I have a very exciting NEW season of U N L O A D E D coming up for you. In fact, I may be doing some reporting from the Tribeca Film Festival in New York City. Yeah, the one with Robert DeNiro. That festival! But lots of things can happen so let's hope things work out and I can get my credentials straight for the event. It should be fun!And there will be LOTS more for you to enjoy, digest, and scoff at here. We'll talk about life, sex, money or lack there of, death, injustice, things that cause outrage and things that are pointless.
BUT before I go.......I have some thoughts to share about some of the things that have been in the news and for you to think about and discuss.
Roger Clemens
Famed pitcher and multiple Cy Young award winner Roger Clemens found himself on Capital Hill testifying before congress over whether or not he used human growth hormone for an advantage. His former trainer claims he did and has the needles to prove it. Clemens claims he was misunderstood and his wife took it. Nice job Roger, throw her under the bus.
By the time these hearings were said and done I learned the following:
- Roger Clemens is a compulsive liar.
- You did not have to like baseball in order to get a kick over the stupidity of these hearings.
- The said stupidity was not from just Clemens or his former trainer but came in spades from the congressmen who conducted the hearings.
Alycia Lane
No if, ands or buts about it; the sacked Philadelphia anchorwoman is HOT.REAL HOT.
Granted, I don't approve of her slugging a female cop and calling her a "dyke" but since the incident she's gotten offers for Playboy and my own personal guilty pleasure, the WWE. And...yes I'll pick up the issue of Playboy that she's in if she takes the offer.
I couldn't find the bikini pictures she sent to sports anchor Rich Eisen which is a bummer. But just the thought of it gets the motor running. Too bad his wife intercepted the erotic communique before they got to him. Alycia, send some of that here. I beg of you.
Such a naughty anchorwoman. I LOVE it!
Britney Spears
It never ends with her, does it? In the crazy house, out of the crazy house, back in the crazy house. Speaking in strange accents. Car accidents, more car accidents.
And this is headline news on CNN, Fox, MSNBC and I even heard a blurb on her over NPR. I can't hide from her. I give up.
Stop the Shootings!
Why? Can someone please fucking tell me WHY there are these random shootings where some dude who broke up with his girl feels that everyone should die? That solves everything! Right? NO!Put down the latest issue of Guns N' Ammo and get a fucking life. You're not a bad ass, you're pathetic.
Yeah, yeah.....you got mental problems, you cut back on your meds, you lost your job. It's the same story every time this shit happens. I'm not sold on it anymore. Have a drink. Get laid. Read a book.
There is never an excuse for this.
Mike Huckabee
His motto is "Faith. Family. Freedom." Which means he will use his faith to impose his ridiculous religious views on YOUR FAMILY and slowly take away your freedom as he beats you senseless with fire and brimstone. Thankfully this idiot doesn't look like he's going to be running for president since he's so far behind in the race. I've had enough with religious nut jobs in office, witness the mess our King George has put us into.
You've thought about saying it, you've might have said it but either way let's say it together:
FUCKABEE!!!
Stop the Suicide Bombings!!
Are there any disgruntled young men in the middle east that just want to start a band, drink beer and pick up chicks as opposed to blowing themselves up? YES! But let's focus on the ones who want to take things just a bit too far. This is a small group of them, mind you, I'm not making sweeping judgments on all the men in this part of the world as I know better.But to this "segment" of the population that does want to get blown up, do you guys know how to have any fun at all? Seriously, have you tried picking up a girl? Have you been kissed by one? Have you tried, maybe, a hobby like building models or collecting coins? Have you tried a sport? To all the potential suicide bombers who think "this is the way."
Try living instead of living to die!
That's it for me ladies and gentleman. Thank you for your thoughts and comments. I love you all.
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